Welcome to Planet Striker! By clicking "Apply!" or joining our cosmic missions, you agree to the following stellar terms and conditions:
Cosmic Waiver of Liability: Planet Striker is not responsible for any accidental orbital displacement, space-time disorientation, or encounters with hostile extraterrestrial entities.
The "No Spacewalk Without Pants" Rule: All explorers must wear standard-issue gear at all times while outside the vessel. Gravity loss is no excuse for public indecency.
Property Claims: Planting a flag on a newly discovered asteroid, moon, or planet does not legally make it yours—unless you can successfully defend it from rival Planet Striker crews in a game of space rock-paper-scissors.
Snack Rationing: Intergalactic travel burns calories, but hoarding dehydrated ice cream will result in mandatory airlock duty. Share with your crewmates.